How We Embarrassed a Multi-Million Dollar Startup


Bungii embarrassed a multi-million dollar startup? How could they?? They seem like the nicest people. This seems out of character for them. Honey, come look at this article. I think they are about to expose another company and brag about it. I’m not sure I like all of this. I almost don’t want to continue reading if they’re going to be mean about it. I’m on the edge of my seat trying to figure out how far they will go to embarrass a multi-million dollar startup.

But it’s true. We embarrassed a startup company to the moon and back, and we’re going to share the secret on how we did it step by step.

Step 1: We took pictures.

That’s it. That’s the only step it took for us to embarrass a multi-million dollar startup. Here’s a few of our favorite moments some team members wish we never found:

Collapsing tables < Harrison’s power poses

That dude shreddin’ in the back = goals.

If you’re not wearing sunglasses indoors, do you even know how to play poker?
Either that’s a big chair or Charlie is shrinking. Our money is on the latter.
Don’t worry, we would never do sparklers in the office.
Mustaches falling off are the most annoying thing ever…